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DRONGO
The AI bird assistant who doesn't take "I'll do it later" for an answer.
CLIPBOARD READY
The AI bird assistant who doesn't take "I'll do it later" for an answer.
Drongo sees your open browser tabs. He knows you're not working. He is always watching.
Miss a deadline? Drongo will hit you with his clipboard. It's foam-padded, but the shame is real.
"Procrastination" is not in Drongo's vocabulary. Neither is "mercy." Get it done.
Powered by advanced avian intelligence. Drongo doesn't need neural networks to know you're slacking.
Every minute you spend reading this instead of working, Drongo adds another item to his clipboard hit list.
Summon Drongo